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how to be like bro

posted 19 hours ago with 57 notes

Anonymous wondered,

Where do you get your home stuck shirts? My friend and I are having a Dave costume contest for Halloween and I want to win!

right here

posted 1 day ago with 3 notes
#Anonymous

Anonymous wondered,

Your my hero dave To bad that song says to kill your heros so ..... *pulls out minigun* SORRY DAVE BUT DIE!!!

posted 1 day ago with 22 notes
#Anonymous

how to be cool

bro-fucking-strider:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

  • wear shades
  • drink apple juice

then why isnt it working for you

fuck off

how to be cool

posted 1 day ago with 1,291 notes
#this blog is so important

dave-motherfucking-strider:

I am a quality blog

originaljackolantern:

TT:  Sup lil’ bro.

(In which I am also a very serious cosplayer.  In response to this)

TG: hey

glowingeyesinthenight wondered,

Hey if I tag you in a Karkat cosplay gif I'm gonna post, asking you a question...will you respond?

it probably depends on the question but hopefully ill try

just a quick notice: it wont work if you tag it dave-motherfucking-strider, use davemotherfuckingstrider instead and i will most definitely see it

posted 1 day ago with 13 notes
#livingacontradictinglife

dave-motherfucking-strider:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

i wonder how many people i could fool to believe its my birthday today

guys its totally my birthday today buy me stuff

the perfect crime

dave-motherfucking-strider:

i wonder how many people i could fool to believe its my birthday today

guys its totally my birthday today buy me stuff