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Anonymous wondered,

What's your sexiest pair of underwear?

johns underwear

posted 37 minutes ago with 19 notes
#Anonymous

Anonymous wondered,

If you want your own Ken, "convince" Bro to play dress-up. *cackles*

bro strider as the next ken doll confirmed 

posted 42 minutes ago with 16 notes
#you heard it here first folks #Anonymous

dave-motherfucking-strider:

its 3:50 am and i just finished my third bowl of frosted flakes with extra sugar, living on your own is incredible

i forgot to pour out the remains of the milk and it went sour overnight, living on your own is horrible

meowvgonspengler:

ITS A METAPORN.

YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT YOU HOLN ON TO THE RAILINF.

YOU DONT GIBE IT THE POWER TO HAPEN.

its 3:50 am and i just finished my third bowl of frosted flakes with extra sugar, living on your own is incredible

posted 1 day ago with 128 notes
#10 out of 10 #would reccomend

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protip: promo me

protip: you can never have too many compliments 

okay now im done

posted 1 day ago with 6 notes