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It’s time for another true story featuring me and bro

The first time Bro came over to my house when we were like 15 I forgot to tell him that our toilet is a bit weird and you have to be careful when flushing it. So Bro broke our toilet on his first time visiting my house which is the main reason I always go to his place and not the other way around.

i forgot my high school musical cup at bros place this isnt fair i dont deserve treatment like this

posted 14 hours ago with 22 notes

so this just happened

i wrote a heart at the end of that answer but it wont show up and the edit button is gone

why wont tumblr let me spread the love

posted 3 days ago with 10 notes

Anonymous wondered,

i want to apologize in advance for unfollowing you. your blog was the first one i ever followed, but now i must move on to more relevant blogs. its been fun!

No need to apologise man! People’s interest change and you can’t please everyone. Your comfort is way more important to me than whether you’re following me or not. Don’t worry.

But thank you for following me in the past nonetheless and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!

Take care

posted 3 days ago with 6 notes

dave-motherfucking-strider:

thenameisjohnegbert:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

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egbert is a moron

i’ve been sniffing paint fumes for the past week. see if you’re still thinking straight after that man.

i dont think there has ever been a moment in which you have been “thinking straight”

Anonymous wondered,

They should just call April Fools day Egbert Day because obviously the Egberts are THE BEST PRANKSTERS. Just sayin.

i beg to differ

posted 5 days ago with 23 notes
#Anonymous

Anonymous wondered,

What you don't realize is that Bro is trying to keep you from finding out... that he sold your bed. He's been feeding you with the money he got for it. So you may not "see" your bed again, but in a way, you're eating it.

THEN WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN SLEEPING IN

polyamorousprincess:

Ok but Dave Strider with a fanny pack

posted 5 days ago with 90 notes
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#im sorry

thenameisjohnegbert:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

thenameisjohnegbert:

baby the bed is cold without you

BYE DAVE.

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baby pls

baby NO THANKS.